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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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corporalcrazy:

okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"

"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

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daydreamradio:

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

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theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

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"Don’t let anybody tell you that you can’t do what you’re doing because the only person that’s gonna stop you from doing what you want is you."

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castiel-fallsnomore:

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.

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crydaisy:

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

Half cat half uncooked chicken omg

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jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

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blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

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