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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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aber-flyingtiger:

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

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hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

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cybuggin:

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

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radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

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  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
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ahahagerman:

made a small mistake on his German exam.

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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

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ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

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